He found him like this and brought him back up.
There is nothing about your dick that will cause a girl to be interested in you, but there might be things about you that will get her interested in your dick.
Anonymous asked:
I feel bad saying this but I feel as if Aaron is just victimizing himself at this point. Everyone knows and has already formed their opinion of Chase and him repetitively tweeting won't change anything. We can all already agree that Chase is a dick, don't see the point of him bringing it up as it's only making it worse for himself.
st0rmryan answered:
i sure hope you feel bad for saying it, but i’m gonna guess you’ve never gone through abuse so i’m gonna break it down for you.
chase and aaron were friends for YEARS. chase abused aaron and took advantage of him for YEARS. i want you to imagine all the bullshit aaron went through everyday and how shitty that was for him. he told nobody because he never thought anyone would believe him, and it’s hard to recognize abuse at first because that’s all he knew with chase.
now he’s finally allowed to talk about it and people actually believe him. i cant imagine how much of a relief this must be for him (lmfao wait, yes i can u dumb hoes). after years n years n years aaron is FINALLY allowed to talk about it, and shit bitch he’s gonna.
he’s gonna sit there at night and remember old things chase did and remind you, because IT HAPPENED. it’s something he was forced to go through, and he’s gonna remind you about it because chase’s fans (and the trans community) need to know what fuck shit he’s done.
don’t like it? mute him, unfollow him, anything dude. but don’t throw around “victimizing” as if he’s not literally the victim🤦♂️
storm ryan shutting down abuse apologists REAL fast!!
Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing
Things that actually work if u try at them:
- Drinking water
- No longer making self deprecating jokes
- Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather
- Lighting candles
- Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack
- Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower
A classic.
DYING
Clickbaiting level: National Geographic
this added 5 years to my life
Don’t feel ashamed of doing “CHILDISH” things
•buy toys/dolls/crayons
•play with Legos
•play old videogames/dress up games
•weave friendship bracelets
•watch cartoons
•use stickers
•draw pics of your favorite characters
If it makes you feel nice, do it.
Don’t even worry about what other people think, because it doesn’t matter–if it brings you happiness, it’s not “ridiculous”, or “immature”.
You deserve to enjoy yourself.
Let me share with you what I consider to be the most important less I’ve learned in my adult life:
“Growing up doesn’t mean you can’t have Zebra Cakes. Growing up simply means that, if you want to have Zebra Cakes, you buy them for yourself.”
“What the hell are you talking about, Bear?” Well, let me explain. For those of you who live outside of the US, this is a Zebra Cake:
It’s a little pre-packaged snack cake that is horribly cheap and junky and really not that great, but it is like manna from heaven to me. I fucking love these things. When I was a little kid growing up, my mom bought Zebra Cakes but once in a blue moon. They were intended to be put in mine and my siblings’ school lunches, but my brother and I would eat them whenever we wanted, so Mom just didn’t see the point. (They also used to be kind of expensive, at least for our family’s budget.) Needless to say, the coveted Zebra Cakes were a luxury for me, and were one of the tastes of my childhood.
Fast forward to my college years. I was living in an apartment with three other people, doing my own shopping and cooking. I was in the grocery store, picking up some stuff, and I happened to walk past a display of snack cakes. Among them were several boxes of Zebra Cakes.
I paused at this, chuckling to myself. Oh man. Zebra Cakes. I haven’t had those in years. I loved those when I was a kid. I reminisced happily and thought about how much I missed the taste of Zebra Cakes, then started to walk away.
And then I stopped dead.
Because I had realized that there was literally nothing stopping me from buying a box of Zebra Cakes. There was nothing stopping me from buying ten boxes of Zebra Cakes. If I wanted Zebra Cakes, I could have goddamn Zebra Cakes, because it was my money and my decision to make.
I put two boxes in my cart (they were 2 for $5) and never looked back.
Here’s the secret I learned that day: The idea of something being “just for kids” is, by and large, bullshit. What you do on your own adult free time with your own adult money is, by its very nature, adult stuff. It’s like comedian Eddie Izzard (who frequently performed his routines in drag) once said when someone asked about him wearing ‘women’s clothes’: “They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.”
I am 25 years old, and yesterday I bought myself a shark lunchbox. Look at it. Look at how awesome my lunchbox is.
Was this lunchbox intended to by bought for and used by a child? Yes. The tag said it was for ages 3 and up. But it was bought by and will be used by an adult, and anyone who thinks that’s wrong is probably just jealous that they don’t have the self-confidence to rock a shark lunchbox at 25.
So like. Being “mature” and “an adult” doesn’t mean you have to completely abandon the things that made you happy when you were younger. It just means that you may have to approach them in a different way.
Pay attention, there’s a lesson here
I hesitated reblogging this, and I am not entirely sure why.
LEGO. I just turned 42 and I have LEGO sets allllll over my house. Why? Because I wanted them, and because it is my money and I will spend it how I like, MOTHER.
As long as you aren’t bankrupting yourself, buy the things you *want* to buy, the things that bring you JOY.
you are missing out on so much if you just stick to “adult things”
Zebra cakes make an excellent “the secret to happiness” metaphor.
My wedding cake will just be hundreds of zebra cakes stacked together
my wedding cake will
just be hundreds of zebra
cakes stacked together
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This doesn’t really fit the theme of my blog but i’m drunk ernough that this sounds like the most profound shit ever so read and learn and go write shitty fic about your favorite childhood anime. Go write Pokemon and Sailor Moon and Toy Story fanfic. There’s no age to enjoy things so just gi do your thing and be glorious you fucking glorious moron
I refuse to be ashamed of taking juice boxes in my lunch, despite being in my early 30s.
st0rmryan